#closet wine
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i already sent something like this in nectardaddy's inbox but like im still thinking about ex!inumaki (who can speak normally here because WHY NOT?) who you also haven't seen in like a year after you both graduated. You attend a reunion party that Yuuji set up and you didn't realize that he would be there too, walking next to Yuta and Maki.
I mean, yeah he grew a bit taller, his hair still looks the same, his shoulders got a bit broader, and his hands—maybe you should snap out of it instead of observing what changed about him?
Yuuji suggests to play 7 minutes in heaven in his closet and deciding who goes in by spinning a bottle. You and your friends sit down on the rug, exchanging glances with a smirk on their faces as the bottle spins.
And the first spin chose you, and light chuckles come out of your friends' lips. You were hoping it would be someone like Maki or Megumi to be in that closet with you, but fate had other plans.
The tip of the bottle pointed to Inumaki, you could, right before you stood up to walk to the closet, see how the corners of his lips creeped into a faint smile.
Well, maybe this might be a good idea? Can't two people reconnect?
So you both get in the really tight closet, because this could be a chance for you to talk to him.
For the first minute, nothing was really going on, except for the husky breaths and how your hands shook whenever Inumaki's fingers brushed against your skin.
For the second minute, it was getting too hot inside of that damn closet, you couldn't even handle eye contact with him during all of this. He was getting more handsy by the second, it was making your cheeks have a hint of red in them.
Three minutes would pass, not a single word came out of your lips. You should speak, but you couldn't. You had the urge to just pull him by the collar of his sweater and just start going at it, but you knew better than that!
(a bit nsfw under this!)
Yet, you still did it. His hands roaming all over you, slipping under your skirt, his fingers teasing your panties. Eventually he slips a finger or two into your folds, his fingers already slick from how wet you were just from looking at him.
Your mind was already too fuzzy to even try to stop your own noises. But, you missed this, didn't you?
You both were so distracted making out that you didn't even notice it was already past 7 minutes. "Wait- i think we should stop..-" You breathed, trying to keep silent because your friends are literally just outside of this closet! They might hear you squirming and whimpering your ex's name and how heavy his own breaths were.
"Don't worry, they're too drunk to realize," Toge plants kisses from your jaw to your collarbone, sending shockwaves through your body. He was knuckles deep in you, curling to hit that spot. "they won't know about it in the morning."
This was a bad idea, right?
(this is my first serious oneshot since last year LMAOO my beta reader responded in 2 days SOOOO..)
#inumaki toge#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk inumaki#jujutsu kaisen inumaki#jujutsu kaisen x reader#inumaki x reader#i wrote this while drinking wine im sorry HAHAHA#inumakis-boo and nectardaddy THIS IS FOR YOU BOTH!!!#beta reader responded so late omg..#imagine doing this in a closet LOOOOL
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Happy (early) Halloween from Aerthrandir!!!
#very much a closet cosplay#but it was fun#and i got quite wine drunk#which feels on brand??#twicebittencurseofstrahd#twicebittencos#twicebitten#aerthrandir aerial
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Aaaaa It took longer than expected and also bc i was trying to organize the lore i wrote for him mhm. (It's 1:19am, save me)[Also those are golden jewelry painted pink if like, u wanna know]
Doodles: hc that Terrence is not good at wearing clothes, he would select the worst outfits yipeee
This Randy is also an alcoholic idiot, won't mind drinking entirely 5 bottles of whiskey before a mission and then go while holding two AKs. Anyways he got his future read and it was just "You'll get betrayed by who you love most". I'll just say Randy and Terrence had a strange relationship (oh god Terrence really, CONFESSING doesnt mean KILLING your crush and becoming a coward in the whole sense bc you couldnt be as good as Randy and prob became a jealous mess, and prob let his greed crawl into his heart)
#i love these two and their brokenass romance bc Terrence for me was a really closet guy#he wouldnt just acept he liked another guy and that said guy was his “Best friend”#i like the idea they both were young and when they aged is when everything happened#but Randy ages like wine thats why he'll look hella young while Terrence would look old#and also jealousy can make someone age faster#and get grey hairs faster....#i could ramble abt them but i gotta sleep bye bye#thsc randy radman#thsc terrence suave#randy radman#thsc#thsc fanart#the henry stickmin collection
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Once in a blue moon is officially at 50k words
And I’ve got two and a half sections left to write
*fuck me*
#wine drunk wandering#this bitch just won’t end!!!#at least I shoved roach and soap in a closet to sort out their shit#that was cathartic
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do NOT go on a date with a Lady you met ON A CALL who's only interest in you is that you DIED and came back that is such a monumentally BAD idea buck 😮💨
#jas rambles#911 abc#I'm so glad he's a fictional character#if he were actually my friend he'd likely be the reason I'd be in therapy#or have weekly wine nights#or maybe i just lock him in a closet until he takes a good hard look at his like choices#and only let him out when he realizes how incredibly stupid he is#he's lucky i love him dear God
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today you're learning about scents and olfactory culture in ancient Chinese history. actually on that note I don't wanna hear any of your stupid omega bullshit unless this is part of it
interesting screenshots below (will add alt text when I get home!)
#hewwo#visionboard#''why were you looking this up'' needed to know if they had liquid perfumes#this paper has no mention of it but LOL the upper class had PERSONAL SCENTS!#also bc mq cleans fx up with what i was HOPING would be liquid perfume but unforch they don't have those#they have ''nectar'' and they MIGHT have scented water. well there are scented oils but that won't clean a hand#so im deciding between ''make shit up it's fantasy'' or finding some more wine to clean him up. but it's a closet there aren't many options
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Logistically, one of the more annoying things about writing fic for Inquisition is that I can't figure out the most expeditious way they'd get messages up to the Inquisitor's bedroom.
Like, I just don't believe that some poor messenger is hammering on that bottom floor door and hoping for the best. Is there some kind of magical tube/capsule system like old banks have? Do they just send a messenger bird up there? I wish there was an actual office somewhere that belonged to them, but all you've got is that little desk in the corner.
#it's got to be a messenger bird right?#there's no other reasonable way#harrumph#dixeram#i mean#and also the lack of bathrooms#like you can create someone's special sock in the bottom wine closet but you can't give me a garderobe? come on
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Am I able to ask for death? Or do you not sell that anymore? Did you ever?
Yeah, no I do not sell that. I mean, if you asked for death I might brew something so strong you'd wish that you'd died instead. The only reason why there's a death-brew available for choice is because of the Metadata.
#the death-brew includes#but is not limited to: wasabi. Tabasco. absurdly large amounts of cheese. a really strong chinese wine i found in my closet. beans. toast.#you do not get to choose. I. GET TO CHOOSE.#nina says#good omens
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Ok.... so I packed up 6 bags of too big clothes to take to my friends this weekend.
I had like 3 giant cups of bergamot tea.
All the adaptpgen help I could find.
Sat and watched the end if S5 of prison break, because my mom turned it on (after work).
No edibles....yet.
Thinking a book & a bath. And an early bedtime.
I should:
Do the dishes and take out all the garbage.
Put the taco meat in the freezer.
I also probably should have worked out. It might have helped this funk but I just wasn't feeling it.
I want wine.
Or liquor.
But I want to lose weight more.
I weighed in at 206 today. Which means I stalled a bit. But I had an off cycle period, a wedding weekend, and an anniversary/birthday party last week.
So I have decided that it's not real.
I was just disappointed because I rejected a Hersheypark cookies and cream bar and had tea for dessert yesterday.
#healthy lifestyle#getting healthy#losing weight#healthy eating#fitblr#healthy habits#operation lose this gut#weight loss#operationlosethisgut#weight loss journey#chore list#stuff to do#closet swap#books and reading#bathtime#relaxation time#chores#me time#i want wine#but i want to lose weight more#ugg#the struggle#the struggle is real#the struggle continues
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Everyone I know is always shocked when they find out I'm bi, not because I give off super straight vibes™ but because everyone just thinks I'm the biggest fucking lesbian they've ever met. Every single time I've come out the response is "You're attracted to men?????" I don't even know why, I'm literally the girliest girl I know, and yet I "just give off fem lesbian vibes"
anyway I'm starting to think my mom might just know that I'm not straight because I've started listening to Chappell Roan and she was like "Oh I'll listen to one of her songs so I'll know who you're talking about" and she listens to fucking "Red Wine Supernova" which is just really fucking gay (to me at least) and I'm dying
#bisexual#closet#the closet is glass#god I'm so done#chappell roan#red wine supernova#lesbain#mistaken lesbian#fem lesbian#the only reason it hasn't come up is bc I don't have a love life#(unfortunately)#send help
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currently experience while dying from expired wine botulism
#yas i found wine in the back of our board game closet and i drank it before i got scared of botulism now im anticipating imminent tummyache#I know wine can't give you botulism. im a very paranoid individual. does anyone else kin the King of All Cosmos#now i can't eat ice cream because im scared of tummyache.#alcohol
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what if daya was ur husbandwife
she IS she is she is she is just fucking look at her she has honey’s husbandwife written all over her we’ve been wed in holy matrimony god daya bless
#insert long winded rambling about our domestic life together that i would type if i wasn’t dead today forgive me 😮💨#basically i love her basically she’s so cute#we have a walk in closet with a section just for her hats#we have a glass of wine on our patio every night#we f—
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Then, I'd like to ask you: What kind of portrayal do you think will do Wine justice?
I sort of have an idea on what he's supposed to be like, but I'm always eager to have more suggestions!
My idea of him is someone who's cautious, calmly spoken, has full control over his emotions, and prefers to have a clear picture of any situation before inserting himself into it. I also imagine him as someone who's got a bad habit of sticking his nose into other people's business (without their knowledge), especially if they've interacted with him, his brother, or anyone he knows personally.
ah! yeah yeah! Yeah that sounds like Wine Wine is very closed off when it comes to his emotions cause he tries to put on a perfect facade that isnt fazed by things. Though he'd probably have a hard time expressing his deeper desires of feelings for someone cause he'd feel frightened of being vulnerable. I'd also like to see more of his love for dressmaking used. But oh yeah, Wine would totally be the type that'd want the tea on everyone. He likes to keep tabs o people he knows cause he wouldn't want to be in the dark. Also he would so go on tangents about different types of wines and fabrics out there if given the chance. Like he'd also have those fun sides of playfully tricking someone that he enjoys. But also, if he feels like his family is in danger or if the person he cares for could get hurt, he would think it best to turn someone away. Even if it'd hurt him to do so.
People keep making him just a rude and overly controlling person when he's more then that
#WIne is a fun complex character that I enjoy thinking about#I'd also think it funny if he has a closet full of Napstaton merch that he's absolutely secret about
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And now we wait
#lavender vodka coming soon#tony speaks#alcohol tw#tony does stuff#(<- new tag for misc activities i do)#ik the perfect tag if i get really into alcohol making and overall booze wizardry#imean. i *have* made closet wine a few times before and it was fun#its a cool long term thing to give you a bit of routine and something yummy to look forward to :3333
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I HEARD YOU WERE MALIMG SCRUNTY AN OUTDOOR CAT AND CAME RUNNING🏃♂️. I have an outdoor cat, and he’s my entire world💕! They’re pretty independent, and easy to take care of. When he’s home, (most of the time now that he’s a little peepaw), he mainly sleeps and eats. He used to go out for days when he was younger, (the first time he didn’t come home I had a literal jammer), but he always comes back. They’re supposed to have a shorter life expectancy, but he’s literally unkillable💀. -🍓🍷
Yeah I live in the middle of nowhere farm country so outdoor cats are common, but I really don't like the idea of them that much. It gives me too much anxiety, so mine are strictly inside kitties only.
For the DHMIS universe and thematic purposes, I think it would make sense for Scrunty (hilarious fucking name btw) to be indoor/outdoor, like to explain why you never see her. I'm also just assuming it's a her because they really don't need another male member of the household. Doggie needs a grouchy girl bestie tbh, it'll help keep her sanity intact.
#They probably forget to feed her a lot so she'll just hunt rats in the closet or eat squirrels outside or something#I like the idea that she's nice to Green only and kind of grouchy with everyone else#especially duck#strawberry wine anon#my askbox#yellow x2 au
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